As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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