i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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