We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just pee around me
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Randomize
