It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Drunk is not a location!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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