Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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