Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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