how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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