sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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