I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We are all done wearing pants today
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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