so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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