She's the barista slut.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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