do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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