HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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