We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
