Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
