I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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