I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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