Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
