So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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