$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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