Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize