One girl and one boy is just not enough.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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