you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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