Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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