haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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