glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the day after is always just damage control
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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