32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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