OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I understand Curling. That high.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Will exercising make me less horny?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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