I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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