There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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