areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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