I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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