I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I don't deserve a penis
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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