if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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