Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
