well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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