That's intense
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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