THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm at about main and main street
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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