think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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