when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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