I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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