I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
we're chasing vodka with high fives
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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