awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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