And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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