do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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