You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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