I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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