I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Your dad touched me again.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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