So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
