Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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