margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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