i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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