Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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