That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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